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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via guy)

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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(via caseyanthonyofficial)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via carryonwaywardsoldier)

me looking at thing: yooooo

me looking at price: nooooo

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(via fake-mermaid)

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